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SQL Clause Is Coming To Town Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “He’s making a database. He’s sorting it twice. SELECT * from contacts WHERE behavior = ‘nice’. SQL Clause is coming to town!”

Above it, a monitor in a Santa hat displays code, with holly, bells, candy canes and small fir trees along the bottom.

The carol has been rewritten as a query and the query would actually run. SQL Clause is the pun the whole thing was built to reach.

For developers, database administrators, and the office Christmas party where this will be the funniest shirt in the room to about four people.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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