The shirt reads: “drugs? no thanks. the only line I’m interested in is the line to get into heaven.”
Beside it, a grey-haired man in sunglasses and a pink polo shirt stands in front of clouds and golden gates, with a crossed-out drugs symbol above.
It is a youth-group poster given the full airbrushed treatment. The pink polo and the sunglasses are what make it land rather than lecture.
For church youth groups, for anyone who grew up with posters like this, and for a joke that is affectionate about its own genre.
