Price range: $24.99 through $34.99
The shirt reads: “i’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit.”
Below it, a glossy red tomato with a green stalk, drawn in flat cartoon colour.
Technically correct, functionally not, and nobody treats it as one in practice. It is the most precise description of being in your twenties anybody has managed.
For anyone who has filed a tax return and still cannot cook, and for a joke that requires knowing one piece of botany.
Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.
Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.
Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.
