The shirt reads: “I’M NOT GREAT AT ADVICE. CAN I INTEREST YOU IN A SARCASTIC COMMENT?”
Six lines of white capitals, centred, with no artwork.
It is an honest declaration of what is actually on offer. The offer is made politely, which makes it worse, and everybody has a friend who works exactly this way.
For that friend, for anyone who has gone to them for help anyway, and for the shirt that manages their expectations in advance.

















































































