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Random Gravity Checks Falling Humor Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “I DON’T TRIP — I DO RANDOM GRAVITY CHECKS,” with a small speech bubble beside the figure reading “STILL GOOD!!”

A white stick figure lies mid-fall with limbs splayed, entirely unhurt.

The speech bubble is what lifts it above the floor inspection version — the test has been carried out and the result reported. Gravity is confirmed working.

For the clumsy, for anyone who has announced they are fine before anybody asked, and for the companion shirt.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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