The shirt reads: “I DON’T TRIP — I DO RANDOM GRAVITY CHECKS,” with a small speech bubble beside the figure reading “STILL GOOD!!”
A white stick figure lies mid-fall with limbs splayed, entirely unhurt.
The speech bubble is what lifts it above the floor inspection version — the test has been carried out and the result reported. Gravity is confirmed working.
For the clumsy, for anyone who has announced they are fine before anybody asked, and for the companion shirt.

















































































