The shirt reads: “TODAY TODAYED TF OUT OF ME.”
Between the lines, an opossum lies flat on its back with all four feet in the air, drawn in simple grey line work.
Turning today into a verb is the entire construction, and the opossum is the evidence. It has not played dead; it has been finished by the day.
For the opossum faithful, for a Tuesday that went badly, and for anyone who needs a shirt that describes their condition without requiring a conversation about it.
