The shirt reads: “OVERSTIMULATED BUT FESTIVE.”
Above it, three opossums in Santa hats and party hats sit among holly, candy canes and a string of Christmas lights, one of them thoroughly tangled in the cable.
It is the most accurate description of late December available. Everybody is participating and nobody is coping, and the opossums have been chosen carefully.
For Christmas, for anyone who finds the season genuinely a lot, and for the opossum constituency at their most seasonal.
