The shirt reads: “THE EGGNOG-STIC SCHOOL OF THOUGHT.”
Inside the badge, a bearded classical philosopher in robes stands with an open book in one hand and a steaming mug of eggnog in the other, laurel branches either side and stars behind.
Agnostic, with the nog in. The philosopher is taking the question extremely seriously, which is the correct way to sell a pun this laboured. For Christmas, for the eggnog defenders, and for anyone who enjoys a joke that has clearly cost someone an afternoon.
































































































