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Eggnogstic School Thought Pun Philosopher Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “THE EGGNOG-STIC SCHOOL OF THOUGHT.”

Inside the badge, a bearded classical philosopher in robes stands with an open book in one hand and a steaming mug of eggnog in the other, laurel branches either side and stars behind.

Agnostic, with the nog in. The philosopher is taking the question extremely seriously, which is the correct way to sell a pun this laboured. For Christmas, for the eggnog defenders, and for anyone who enjoys a joke that has clearly cost someone an afternoon.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

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Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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