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Sir Vival Instinct Medieval Survivalist Pun Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “Sir Vival Instinct.”

In the panel, the crowned queen lowers her sword towards a knight who is not kneeling so much as lying curled on the floor with his arms over his head, playing dead.

Survival instinct, and his is to go limp. It is the funniest of the knight series because the pose is so undignified and so obviously effective. For anyone whose response to a difficult meeting is to become very small and very quiet until it passes.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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