The shirt reads: “ALL SPIDERS ARE HOLDABLE” above and “SOME ONLY ONCE” below.
Between them, five spiders sit on bark and leaves — a tarantula, a jumping spider, a blue species and a black widow with the red hourglass clearly marked.
The hourglass is the detail that makes the bottom line specific rather than general. It belongs to a run of shirts built on the same construction: a confident claim about something dangerous, undercut by three words at the bottom.
For arachnid keepers, for anyone who can identify all five, and for the set.

















































































