One hot dog. In a bun. With a zigzag of mustard. Printed vertically down the centre of the shirt, tall and flat and about the size of a forearm.
There is no text, no face, no background and no joke written anywhere on it.
The costume is the design. Worn straight, it turns the wearer into a hot dog from a distance, which is the entire and complete plan. For Halloween on a budget, for a themed run, for a stag do, and for anyone who wants a costume they can wear again in June.
