The shirt reads: “HEY LOOK, JADEN’S GOING TO THE FART CORNER.”
Four lines of white and yellow capitals, with the two key words blown up largest. No artwork at all.
It is a sentence lifted whole from a corner of the internet where the specificity is the joke — a name, a place, and an announcement nobody asked for. Companion to the Fart Corner Survivor shirt. For the group who already quote this at each other.

















































































