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The Matriarchy Would Never Feminist Floral Typography

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “THE MATRIARCHY WOULD NEVER.”

Set in ornate cream script with flourishes and curls, framed by purple daisies and small decorative marks.

It is a retort that works as a joke and as a serious point depending entirely on what has just happened. The soft floral treatment is doing something deliberate to the edge of it.

For the group chat, for a bad day at work, and for anyone who has said this out loud about something small and meant it about something larger.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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