The shirt reads: “MORBIDLY A BEAST.”
Two lines of heavy distressed white capitals across the chest, with no artwork at all.
It is a deliberate mangling of a phrase nobody wants applied to them, turned into a boast. The misreading is the whole design and it works because the typography plays it completely straight. For the gym, for the group chat, and for anyone who has decided to own it.
It is the shortest possible route from an insult to a compliment, and it takes exactly two words to get there.
