The shirt reads: “A GROUP OF VIRGOS IS CALLED AN AUDIT,” with the Virgo glyph set between the lines.
Cream and white capitals with a small gold rule beneath and no illustration.
Collective nouns are usually a murder or a parliament. This one assigns Virgos an audit, which anybody who knows one will accept without argument.
For astrology group chats, for the friend who checks the receipt, and for a joke that works on people who do not believe in any of it.

















































































