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All Wires Are Touchable Electrical Hazard Humor

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “ALL WIRES ARE TOUCHABLE” above and “SOME ONLY ONCE” below.

Between them, a tangle of coloured cables runs into an overloaded extension block with a plug arcing blue at the contacts.

It is the only entry in the series where the hazard is entirely domestic, which arguably makes it the most relevant one. It belongs to a run of shirts built on the same construction: a confident claim about something dangerous, undercut by three words at the bottom.

For electricians, for anyone with a socket like that behind the television, and for the set.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

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Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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