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Dark brown t-shirt printed with the words I'm not short, I'm fun sized, bite sized, vertically efficient, adorable, dainty and great at hugging
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Im Not Short Im Fun Sized Hugging Humor Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “I’M NOT SHORT. I’M FUN SIZED, BITE SIZED, VERTICALLY EFFICIENT, ADORABLE, DAINTY & GREAT AT HUGGING.”

Nine lines of white capitals, centred, running the full height of the shirt. No artwork anywhere.

The list gets progressively less defensive as it goes, which is the joke — it starts as a correction and ends as a personal advertisement. Vertically efficient is the one people stop on. For anyone who has been picked up at a party without being asked first.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

Full shipping policy · Full returns policy

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