The shirt reads: “FORKLIFT FIELD MANUAL” — then four panels: LIFT, TILT, TURN, and PRETEND YOU MEANT THAT.
Each panel has its own icon, drawn in orange and blue like a genuine safety instruction placard, with hazard striping along the bottom.
The first three instructions are real. The fourth is the one nobody writes down and everybody uses. The placard format is what sells it.
For warehouse staff, for anyone who has passed a forklift ticket, and for the pallet that did not survive.
