The shirt reads: “WANTED: SERIAL LARPER.” The known aliases are listed as Cowboy, Punk, Intellectual, Outdoorsman, and Guy Who Just Discovered Jazz. The reward: “ONE AUTHENTIC PERSONALITY.”
It is a full aged wanted poster with a wide-brimmed hat and three theatrical masks held up in front of the suspect’s face.
The alias list is the entire joke and it builds beautifully to the last entry. Everyone has watched somebody cycle through those phases, usually over about eighteen months. For the friend group that keeps score.
