The shirt reads: “unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.” with the species name Sacabambaspis janvieri below.
Two cartoon versions of the fish swim together — flat, grey-blue, with the wide vacant eyes and downturned mouth the real fossil is famous for.
A wellness affirmation, delivered by an extinct jawless fish that looks profoundly unbothered by anything. The species really existed, about 450 million years ago.
For palaeontology people, for the very online, and for anyone whose self-care routine has become a running joke.
