The shirt reads: “THE BREAK ROOM INCIDENT — SOMETHING ATE THE LAST DONUT.”
Between the lines, an empty doughnut box sits open on a table in a dark office kitchen with a spilled coffee cup, crumbs and a pair of glowing eyes watching from between the lockers.
It is staged as a horror film poster and the crime is entirely minor. Everybody in an office has investigated this.
For the break room, for whoever did it, and for a design that treats a missing doughnut with the gravity it deserves.
