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Opossum Survived Plague For This Medieval Humor Graphic Tee

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “I did not survive the plague for this shit,” in blackletter.

Beside it, an opossum stands upright in a red medieval robe and cap with its arms folded, framed by illuminated borders.

The robe is drawn from a real fourteenth-century portrait pose and the animal wearing it is entirely out of patience. The mismatch between the reverence of the illustration and the language is the whole design.

For a bad week, for the medieval shelf, and for the opossum constituency at their most exasperated.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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