The shirt reads: “7TH ANNUAL FROG & BISCUIT JAMBOREE.”
Below it, a green frog sits among daisies and grass in front of a yellow sunburst, drawn like a county fair poster.
The event does not exist and the design gives it a seventh year, which is the detail that makes it feel real. What the biscuits have to do with it is never addressed.
For the frog constituency, for anyone who enjoys an invented tradition, and for a poster with no event behind it.
