The shirt reads: “I WANT YOU TO CHILL WITH ME.”
A capybara in a star-spangled top hat, blue coat and red bow tie points calmly out of the shirt in the recruitment poster pose.
Of every animal in this set, the capybara is the one whose recruitment drive would actually work. It is not demanding anything; it is simply available, and always has been.
For the capybara faithful, for anyone who has seen the photographs of them sitting in hot springs, and for a poster nobody would refuse.
