The shirt reads: “I’M REALLY COLD — BUT I’M BEING REALLY BRAVE ABOUT IT.”
A small round penguin sits in the middle of a wall of orange flame, looking mildly put out. The artwork is rendered like a heavy metal tour poster; the penguin is not participating in that energy at all.
It is for the person in the office who keeps a cardigan on their chair in July, the one who announces the temperature as a personal injustice. Said out loud it is a complaint; printed on a shirt it is a personality. A safe gift for someone who is always, always cold.
