The shirt reads: “ON MY SHIP” above and “EVERY DECK IS THE POOP DECK” below.
Between them, a skeleton in a pirate coat and hat stands at the helm of a ship in a storm, lit by blue lightning with a wrecked hull behind.
The poop deck is a genuine nautical term for the raised deck at the stern, which the shirt is fully aware of and is choosing to ignore.
For anyone who has explained the real meaning at a dinner table, and for everybody who did not want to hear it.

















































































