The shirt reads: “PROFESSIONAL JUDGE OF UNWARRANTED SWAGGER,” with a row of score paddles below running 1 to 5 and a red ASSESSED stamp.
A silhouetted figure in a cap stands with arms folded in front of a green starburst, entirely unimpressed.
Unwarranted is the operative word. The judging is not of swagger in general, only of swagger that has not been earned. For the friend who keeps score, and for anyone who has walked into a room and been evaluated on the way in.
