The shirt reads: “MY MAMA DID NOT PREPARE ME FOR HOW STUPID Y’ALL WOULD BE WHEN I GREW UP,” with the middle line in red.
Five lines of capitals, centred, with no illustration.
It is a complaint about the world phrased as a gap in parenting. The red line is the one carrying the accusation and it is placed exactly where the eye lands.
For anyone who has read the news lately, for the friend who says this weekly, and for a shirt that does not soften it.

















































































