The shirt reads: “BECOME SHAKESPEARE IN 60 SEC” — then a translation list. Idiot becomes bewildered soul, drunk becomes deep in revelry, ugly becomes aesthetic challenge, flexing becomes displaying one’s fortunes, hurry up becomes make haste.
It is drawn as an aged parchment chart with a quill pen at the top corner.
Every translation is usable and about half are genuine period phrasing. It is the most educational joke in the catalogue.
For English teachers, theatre groups, and anyone who wants to insult somebody more elegantly.
