The shirt reads: “IN CASE OF BLAND TASTE” above and “BREAK SEAL” below.
Between them, a red seasoning jar sits behind a pane of cracked glass in a red emergency cabinet, exactly like a fire alarm point.
It is an emergency provision for a situation that some households genuinely treat as one. The glass is already cracked, which suggests it has been used before.
For anyone who carries hot sauce to other people’s dinners, and for the family member whose cooking prompted the installation.
































































































