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Physically Slaying Mentally Decaying Frog Coffee Humor

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “PHYSICALLY SLAYING” above and “MENTALLY DECAYING” below.

Between them, a frog stands upright holding a steaming mug of coffee in one hand, drawn in fine white line work, entirely unbothered.

The two halves are both true at once and neither cancels the other. The coffee is the only visible strategy.

For anyone holding it together on the outside, for the mental health shelf, and for the frog, who has clearly been doing this a while.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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