The shirt reads: “POLAR-CRASTINATING” above and “I’LL GET TO IT” on the ribbon below.
Between them, a polar bear lies flat on its back on the ice with all four paws in the air, entirely at rest, a clipboard headed TO DO propped against its side with every box still empty.
The clipboard is right there. The bear is not looking at it. It is the most accurate illustration of a Sunday afternoon in the catalogue. For anyone whose list has been carried forward so many times it has become a permanent feature.
