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Hissing Opossum on Watermelon

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

An opossum stands on top of a whole watermelon, mouth wide open mid-hiss, every tooth on display, front paws braced on the rind.

Photographic, cut out against plain dark fabric, with no text anywhere on the shirt.

The cat version is indifferent; this one has strong feelings about the watermelon. The melon is not under threat and the opossum is not going anywhere. For the opossum faithful, and for the same joke told louder.

The teeth are the part the photograph refuses to soften, and on a dark shirt they read from across a room.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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