The shirt reads: “I CAN’T BE TRUSTED NEAR A HALF-PRICE TAG.”
The whole design is shaped like the tag itself — a big cream swing ticket on a string, with a pair of scissors and a coat hanger printed at the bottom and red rays around the key words.
It is a confession rather than a boast. Anyone who has gone into a shop for one thing and left with a bag knows the specific power a red reduction sticker has. For charity shop regulars, sample sale veterans, and anyone whose wardrobe is largely accidental.
