The shirt reads: “IF YOU MIXED THE DNA OF A CRAB & A CHEETAH IT COULD GO SIDEWAYS REAL FAST” — with SIDEWAYS in red.
Six lines of heavy white capitals with one red word. There is no illustration, which leaves the reader to picture it.
It is a thought experiment nobody asked for, delivered with total commitment. The phrase go sideways works literally and figuratively at once. For the friend whose contributions to a conversation arrive from nowhere and derail it completely.
