The shirt reads: “TODAY I CHOOSE CAT MODE.”
Above it, four small figures show the sequence: a person holding a mug, then with cat ears and a tail, then on all fours, then curled up asleep in a bed beside a food bowl.
It is a plan for the day, laid out as an evolution chart. The end state is asleep in a warm circle having eaten, which is difficult to argue with. For anyone whose day off has a clear direction, and for cat households generally.
