The shirt reads: “THE GREEBLES ARE EVERYWHERE!”
Between the lines, a tuxedo cat crouches mid-pounce on a bed, blue lightning crackling around it, printed in full bootleg-poster style.
Greebles are the invisible things cats attack at two in the morning. Naming them and then illustrating one as lightning is the closest anybody has come to explaining the behaviour.
For cat owners, all of whom have been woken by this, and for a design that treats the phenomenon as a genuine infestation.
