The shirt reads: “PROFESSIONAL SIDE QUESTER.”
Below it, a frog in a hiking backpack strides along a trail holding an unfolded map, pointing confidently off in a direction that is clearly not the main path.
The signpost behind it is being ignored. It is a job title for anybody whose actual work keeps getting displaced by something more interesting they found on the way.
For gamers, for hikers who add a detour, and for anyone whose to-do list is completed in the wrong order on principle.
