The shirt reads: “NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO ASKED BEFORE I STARTED EXPLAINING ANYWAY.”
Below the heading, a graph. One axis, one red line, running perfectly flat along zero from left to right, never once rising.
You know this person. You may be this person. They have a subject, and the subject does not require an invitation. Give it to the friend who has explained the fermentation process to a room that did not ask, or wear it yourself as a pre-emptive apology. The joke survives being read at a distance, which is useful, because the wearer will already be talking.
