The shirt reads: “INDOOR RANGER SERVICE,” with “PROTECTING THE GREAT INDOORS” beneath.
Inside a green shield badge, a television remote and a potted houseplant sit side by side with pine trees behind them and a small fir at the base.
It is a national park patch for people who are not going to the park. The remote and the houseplant are the only wildlife on offer.
For homebodies, for anyone who has been invited on a hike and declined, and for the badge, which is drawn exactly like the real thing.
