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Please Respect My Privacy While I Parallel Park

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “PLEASE RESPECT MY PRIVACY WHILE I PARALLEL PARK.”

Between the lines, three cars seen from above — a red one wedged at an angle between two others that are parked correctly.

It is a request for space, made by somebody who knows they are about to need several attempts. The red car’s angle tells you how it is going.

For learner drivers, for anyone who has abandoned a space rather than be watched, and for the pedestrian who stopped to observe.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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