The shirt reads: “bacontarian /ˈbeɪkənˈteəriən/ noun — a vegetarian who supplements their diet with bacon, bacon bits, and bacon fat.”
It is laid out as a dictionary entry with the headword largest and the pronunciation beneath.
The definition is a contradiction and the entry is entirely deadpan about it. Everybody knows one, and the pronunciation guide is what makes it convincing.
For the lapsed vegetarian, for the friend who makes exactly this exception, and for a word that ought to be official.
