The shirt reads: “my paint” under a glass of milk and a wedge of cheese, and “my canvas” under a toilet.
Both panels are lit with blue electrical crackle, printed in the style of a bootleg tee.
It is a lactose intolerance joke constructed entirely out of two labelled photographs, and it does not spell out the middle step. The bootleg styling is what makes it funny rather than grim.
For anyone who has made the same decision knowing exactly how it ends, and for the friend who orders the cheese board anyway.
