The shirt reads: “HIGH CANDLE DENSITY AREA — RISK OF EXTREME HEAT, SPONTANEOUS CHEERING AND MELTED FROSTING.”
It is a yellow and black hazard triangle with a cake in the middle, so thickly covered in lit candles that the whole top is on fire.
The warning is drawn exactly like a real workplace sign, hatched border and all. The risks listed are accurate for the birthday it describes.
For a milestone birthday where the number has become a fire safety matter, and for whoever has to carry the cake.
