The shirt reads: “PROFESSIONAL” above and “LARPER” below.
Between them, a photographic wolf pulls a sheep’s head away from its own face, the two heads overlapping, lit with pale blue lightning in the style of a bootleg 1990s tee.
The wolf in sheep’s clothing, printed like tour merchandise. The word professional is the sharp part — it upgrades the accusation from a habit to a career. For the group chat, and for anyone who has watched someone commit to a bit far past the point of reason.
