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Listen Varicosely Medical Wordplay

Price range: $24.99 through $34.99

The shirt reads: “YOU CAN HEAR THE BLOOD IN YOUR VEINS IF YOU LISTEN VARICOSELY.”

Four lines of white capitals with the last two blown up largest, and no illustration.

Very closely, with a vein condition wedged into it. It is a pun that has to be said out loud before anybody gets it, and the layout deliberately gives the punchline the biggest type.

For nurses, phlebotomists, vascular clinics, and anyone whose favourite jokes are the ones that make a room go quiet.

Made to order. Printed after you buy it. Ships within 3 business days, with tracking emailed when it does.

Free US shipping on every order. We ship to US addresses only.

Returns. 60 days from delivery, any reason. Refund or replacement, whichever you prefer, and you don’t need to send it back. If it arrives damaged, email a photo and your order number to support@sierraloom.com and we’ll replace it.

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