The shirt reads: “I HAVE PURCHASED A HORSE.”
Below it, two halves of a coconut, photographed and cut out, sitting side by side.
Banging two coconut halves together is how a horse is made when there is no horse available, and anybody who knows the reference will hear the sound immediately on reading the line.
For the comedy faithful, for anyone who has ever made that noise, and for a shirt that gives absolutely nothing away to anybody else.
