The shirt reads: “URGENCY OF A TASK.”
Underneath, an honest chart. The x-axis runs 3 weeks out, 2 weeks out, 1 week out, 1 day out, 1 hour before deadline. The line sits on the floor for the first four, then goes almost vertical for the last.
Nobody who has ever written a dissertation needs this explained. It is for students, freelancers, anyone who has discovered that panic is a renewable energy source, and anyone who has told a colleague “I work better under pressure” and meant it as a diagnosis rather than a boast.
