The shirt reads: “SILLY LIVES MATTER.”
A large white goose sits in the middle of the wording, entirely unbothered, its body overlapping the letters so that it partly blocks the second line.
Geese are the correct animal for this. They are ridiculous, they are confident, and they have never once apologised. The line reads as a small manifesto for the unserious — the people who keep a group chat alive with nonsense and get told to grow up roughly twice a year. For them, and for anyone with strong feelings about geese.
