The shirt reads: “BLAND FOOD RESPONSE TEAM” around the badge, with “SEASONING UNIT” on the banner beneath.
Inside the ring, a seasoning shaker sprints forward carrying a red flag, past a plate with an unhappy face drawn on it.
It is an emergency service with a unit designation, drawn like a real department patch. The plate is the casualty and the response is already under way.
For the cook in the family, for anyone who has rescued someone else’s dinner, and for the household this joke was written about.
